And I thought having whale snot sprayed on me was pretty bad.

[stoneaxe]

I'd rather snot......

http://iso.500px.com/underwater-photographer-gets-caught-in-a-sperm-whale-poopnado/?utm_source=500px&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=jan22_6AM_underwater-photographer-gets-caught-in-a-sperm-whale-poopnado

[PonoBill]

I told those guys to lay off the krill with refried beans and onions. Its actually the perfect response to a photographer crowding a whale. And if you're ever wondering what the brown foamy stuff is at Kanaha and Sorrentos--now you know. If it's not whales it's turtles.

Does a bear shit in the woods... ...Does a whale shit in the ocean?

[headmount]

I told those guys to lay off the krill with refried beans and onions. Its actually the perfect response to a photographer crowding a whale. And if you're ever wondering what the brown foamy stuff is at Kanaha and Sorrentos--now you know. If it's not whales it's turtles.

Does a bear shit in the woods... ...Does a whale shit in the ocean?

Now you've got me worried.  I do krill oil and crossing Maalaea Bay, as LPB suggested for this west wind, would put us square in the path.  Remember the very first line in "The Martian"?

[supthecreek]

wow.... I'm going to try that defense if I get in a jam.... looks pretty effective 

[PonoBill]

I think it's kind of automatic. One more reason sharks don't target humans.

[SUPcheat]

Is this giving rise to a new SUP phrase, "I poopnado in your general direction!"