What's the best derogatory name you've ever heard?

[suprbowl]

Another Foghorn Leghorn, "I say that boy is about as sharp as a bowling ball"

[mikelefty]

A$$ clown was already mentioned.  Generally anything with a$$ I find amussung.

A$$ hat
A$$ munch
A$$ traffic
etc.

*Sac Nuts.....my all time favorite

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[piece of 8]

A$$ clown was already mentioned.  Generally anything with a$$ I find amussung.

A$$ hat
A$$ munch
A$$ traffic
etc.










*Sac Nuts.....my all time favorite

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[piece of 8]

I'm not a prude, but I would have at least added some $$ signs, or better yet, not use that word at all here.

[AM9K]

DAMN IT.  Beat me too it...

[mikelefty]

I'm not a prude, but I would have at least added some $$ signs, or better yet, not use that word at all here.

Yea, I would agree, but then again the "spank bank" Hot chicks on stand up boards thread opens the door for such crude outlandish commentary. IMO, and I like looking at hot cans and "toe" on a SUP

The question was asked, I answered.

[Chan]

You don't even want to know what happened over Balzac.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/E/EU_ODD_RUSSIA_KANT_QUARREL?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2013-09-16-06-34-00
 
MOSCOW (AP) -- An argument in southern Russia over philosopher Immanuel Kant, the author of "Critique of Pure Reason," devolved into pure mayhem when one debater shot the other.
A police spokeswoman in Rostov-on Don, Viktoria Safarova, said two men in their 20s were discussing Kant as they stood in line to buy beer at a small store on Sunday. The discussion deteriorated into a fistfight and one participant pulled out a small nonlethal pistol and fired repeatedly.
The victim was hospitalized with injuries that were not life-threatening. Neither person was identified.
It was not clear which of Kant's ideas may have triggered the violence.

[bts]

Roman Moroni in Johnny Dangerously: "Lousy cork-soakers, somanumbatching fargin iceholes."

[juandoe]

Roman Moroni in Johnny Dangerously: "Lousy cork-soakers, somanumbatching fargin iceholes."

Love that one.  I am still using "fargin iceholes."

[PonoBill]

"nonlethal Pistol"??   That's not a bad insult all by itself.

When I was a wee tad I remember a fistfight breaking out at Steve's Ice Cream in Sommerville over whether or not the strawberries in strawberry ice cream should be frozen or not. Okay, I wasn't all that "wee", but it wasn't me doing the fighting.

[pdxmike]

"Sweeper" is a pretty good one. 

Which reminds me, the best response can be to welcome the name (or insult/attack/etc.) yourself.  "Sweeper" is a pretty good example for names, although I'm sure there are better ones.  They get so well adopted that nobody knows they started as insults.  Otherwise, "Blame Laird" is my #2 favorite example.  #1 is Steve Prefontaine putting on a "STOP PRE" shirt from an opposing fan for his victory lap, then Duck track fans all wearing those in his honor later.  My daughter just got one, and she wasn't even born until 2 decades after he died:

[LaPerouseBay]

Here's part of an article on the best quotes from Breaking Bad. 
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'You’re an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
Season 2, Episode 2

Remember the days when Walt was clearly a better human being than his meth peers? We couldn't help but cheer for him when he put Tuco in his place: "We tried to poison you. We tried to poison you because you’re an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die." It was an incredibly ballsy thing to say, considering Tuco had an automatic weapon in his hands. The line was designed to throw Tuco off his game, and it worked, allowing Jesse enough time to hit him in the head with rock.
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I would only add that Tuco was an extremely scary character. 

2 shows left.  C'mon Lydia!  I predict she will slay all.