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Nude bike ride ... Portland Oregon
« on: June 09, 2013, 10:36:03 PM »
You may or may not want to check this out.  My sister was up there visiting and sent me this.  Didn't think Portland was that kind of town.  Paia isn't even that freaky.  PDX, what gives?

http://bikeportland.org/2013/06/09/the-best-of-world-naked-bike-ride-2013-nsfw-photos-88136

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Re: Nude bike ride ... Portland Oregon
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2013, 10:39:57 PM »
Typical Portland. The people you'd like to see nekkid aren't. the people you NEVER want to see nekkid are, and they're in your face jumping up and down. ekk.
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Re: Nude bike ride ... Portland Oregon
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2013, 10:45:14 PM »
Well said PB. And then there's all of that with nothing else but a bicycle seat. Afraid it brings on a bit of the heebie jeebies.

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Re: Nude bike ride ... Portland Oregon
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2013, 10:56:23 PM »
The amazing thing is how many women here apparently dye their hair.

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Re: Nude bike ride ... Portland Oregon
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2013, 11:26:34 PM »
Well said PB. And then there's all of that with nothing else but a bicycle seat. Afraid it brings on a bit of the heebie jeebies.
You can get rid of the heebie jeebies with zinc oxide.

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Re: Nude bike ride ... Portland Oregon
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2013, 11:40:01 PM »
Not sure if it works on the kind you can get from a bicycle seat though.  

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Re: Nude bike ride ... Portland Oregon
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2013, 02:31:27 AM »
They had one of these in Asheville (Portland of the East) a few years ago.  I was at work and looked out the window and....what I've seen cannot be unseen.  :o

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Re: Nude bike ride ... Portland Oregon
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2013, 04:21:19 AM »
So.... instead of a dawn patrol session I get to look at THIS :o

Is there some kind of special kind of bicycle seat cleaner? :D

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Re: Nude bike ride ... Portland Oregon
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2013, 08:09:31 AM »
One of the women in our OC6 team was in Portland and happened across the festivities. She thought it was pretty hilarious, but said the first naked person they came upon was a woman well into her fifties who was quite fat, bent over stuffing a bag behind some bushes to hide her stuff. She was wearing just a helmet.

That had to sting worse than sunblock in your eyes.
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Re: Nude bike ride ... Portland Oregon
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2013, 08:23:14 AM »
One of the women in our OC6 team was in Portland and happened across the festivities. She thought it was pretty hilarious, but said the first naked person they came upon was a woman well into her fifties who was quite fat, bent over stuffing a bag behind some bushes to hide her stuff. She was wearing just a helmet.

That had to sting worse than sunblock in your eyes.

I just threw up on my desk at work!

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Re: Re: Nude bike ride ... Portland Oregon
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2013, 12:02:45 PM »
I love living in pdx!  Keep portland weird!  Perfect warm weather too!  Great spectator sport while tipping a pint! 

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Re: Nude bike ride ... Portland Oregon
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2013, 12:21:31 PM »
I guess it's everywhere, and has been for a long time.
http://worldnakedbikeride.org/

But hea, it's gives ugly people a chance to gather, let it all hang out, and feel better about themselves.
But do they have to do it in public?
It takes a quiver to do that.

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Re: Nude bike ride ... Portland Oregon
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2013, 12:38:30 PM »
problem is, you just can't unsee something.

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Re: Nude bike ride ... Portland Oregon
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2013, 01:01:15 PM »
Wow...... Just wow. I feel somehow...dirtier for having clicked on that link.

 


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