Justin Bieber - Stand up Paddle

[PonoBill]

It is. No surf, no wind. I'm watching whales (millions of them), eating a spectacular lunch, and having a little provencal Rose'. Tough life. Also reading Rumsfeld's memoirs.  A fine book no matter what you think of Mr. Rummy. Wow, HUGE whale breach in the cove. Where was I...  Oh, yeah. Justin whatisname. What a modest set of talents to be so absurdly popular. Every time I see him "act" I think "holy buckets, five year old kids playing carrots in a school play have more charisma."

Anyway, you guys scared the crap out of me.

[Weasels wake]

Is there even a thread on this !?!?!?!?
I know, it's satire, sorta, but even on this level, is there really a thread on this?
If the Beav, my name for him, saw this, he'd laugh, and fist pump.