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Starfish?
« on: September 28, 2019, 03:51:52 AM »
Nicely executed move by Alan Cadiz but possibly a hasty choice on the name?  How do you react if some on the beach compliments you on a clean starfish?


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Re: Starfish?
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2019, 08:35:15 AM »
I knew you couldn't resist. Son of the Beach!

Notch Johnson : How did you happen to plant your man seed in B.J.'s fertile pleasure garden?

Father of B.J.'s Baby : I... what?

B.J. Cummings : You know, got me pregnant?

Father of B.J.'s Baby : Well, you see, Brown Starfish wanted me to kill B.J. so he could frame Congressman Bukaki. But I fell in love with her. Naturally, she fell head over heels for me, so instead of killing her, I protected her by wiping out her memory with a drug called F-itall.

Notch Johnson : F-itall? Isn't that the drug that's so popular at fraternity parties?

Father of B.J.'s Baby : Oh, Notch, look at me. You think I need mind-altering drugs to get women?

Notch Johnson : Well, to tell you the truth...

Father of B.J.'s Baby : Moving on!
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Re: Starfish?
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2019, 10:01:13 AM »
...possibly a hasty choice on the name?  How do you react if some on the beach compliments you on a clean starfish?
Yeah, maybe a rename is in order..."The Batman", "The Flying Squirrel", "The Where's My Wing?"...but yeah, "The Starfish" just seems to have a(-)hole in the name or that something just don't seem to pass the smell test. :D
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Re: Starfish?
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2019, 10:06:14 AM »
...possibly a hasty choice on the name?  How do you react if some on the beach compliments you on a clean starfish?
Yeah, maybe a rename is in order..."The Batman", "The Flying Squirrel", "The Where's My Wing?"...but yeah, "The Starfish" just seems to have a(-)hole in the name or that something just don't seem to pass the smell test. :D

At least the wing is in the right place for scoring starfish autographs.

This show was hilarious for about two episodes, but it served to educate me on the true meaning of starfish. Hint, it's not those friendly little echinoderms you might be thinking of: https://www.imdb.com/videoplayer/vi2861105433?playlistId=tt0235137&ref_=tt_ov_vi
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Re: Starfish?
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2019, 11:29:19 AM »
I'll probably get skewered for saying this but first thing that came to my mind was

"The crucifix" 

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Re: Starfish?
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2019, 12:59:30 PM »
And you think that's worse than "starfish"???
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Re: Starfish?
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2019, 02:49:00 PM »
Ha ha true  but starfish probably didnít insult anyone...or maybe it did
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