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Dear Chantix
« on: July 26, 2019, 05:34:41 PM »
Dear Chantix.....
   As one of the leading online discussion groups of Standup Paddleboarding, we really applaud your healthy-living surfing turkey.
   The Bronco, and the house are very stylish, and the board is really sweet.
    We very much agree with the message of a healthy lifesytle, but please understand that encouraging paddleboarding to your target audience really should include wearing a leash.

Especially for novices heading to open water!

Please consider a small digital change to the ad, and put a Leash On The Turkey !!!!!
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Re: Dear Chantix
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2019, 10:24:05 AM »
Sweet lifestyle, turkey...
The cigarette toss should have been behind the back...!
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Re: Dear Chantix
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2019, 11:51:03 AM »
The price was like ...25c per pack at the PX.  With over 1mil active and close to another Mil in reserves, what a great way to install a nicotine addiction in a young person.  A 2-1/2 pack per day and a serious taste for alcohol were some of the legacy. 

'Thank you for your habit'.   

Cold turkey works best; it requires more than 'try'.

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Re: Dear Chantix
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2019, 12:33:00 PM »
There is an easy way to permanently quit smoking or drinking without using willpower.

It worked like a miracle for me and my lifelong alcohol addiction. After listening to the audiobook, my addition was completely gone. I haven't had any desire to take alcohol for over two years now. I used no willpower what so ever. It doesn't matter how addicted you think you are.
I'm so happy I found this book that I want to share with everyone.

Allen Carrs Easy Way. Check out the reviews.

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Re: Dear Chantix
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2019, 12:38:30 PM »
What a horrifying list of side effects. How ironic: in order to quit doing something that can kill you, you end up doing something that might kill you.

Just stop doing it. Show some goddam willpower.


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Re: Dear Chantix
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2019, 07:08:10 PM »
The Bronco, and the house are very stylish, and the board is really sweet.
Made me lol!😂😂

That is the world's coolest sup turkey ever! He don't need that Chantix sh!t! If this turkey can quit cigarettes and alcohol cold turkey he surely can. Will power is way stronger.
Interesting book, badger. My mom coulda used that Allen Carrís Easy Way to Stop Smoking cuz her will power to stop was not strong enough. She used to smoke those Vantage cigarettes with the pinhole filters to draw in extra air. I would smoke em taped up to make em potent! She would collect the butts and put em jars w/water to try to disgust herself but it never seemed to work.
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