How did you learn to swim?

[PonoBill]

Yup, chocolate. Right up his nose. So perfect.

[photofr]

I failed at every single "official swimming tests" as a kid. The reason? I could only swim under water.

At age 7, a guy with only one leg took pity on me at the pool, and shared his secrets. 10 years later, I became a lifeguard in Hawaii.