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Squat Magic
« on: June 29, 2017, 06:42:26 AM »
Typically, I am not a fan of gitchy exercise equipment but I find myself drawn to this one.


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Re: Squat Magic
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2017, 06:52:19 AM »
Hilarious. I'm very glad they didn't show some fat guy using it. What's with the leadoff picture for the video. The lady looks more than just bemused. Something slipped??
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Re: Squat Magic
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2017, 09:25:27 AM »
Thats better than watching girls use the "shake weight"!  I'm sold.

And yes Pono, some of those ladies looked like they were reeeaaaally enjoying their exercise.


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Re: Squat Magic
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2017, 11:32:46 AM »
Haha!  ;D
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Re: Squat Magic
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2017, 11:37:55 AM »
What's with the leadoff picture for the video.

Good point.  Let me help with that.


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Re: Squat Magic
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2017, 01:25:33 PM »
Nice work Admin!  You, you, you're good, you... 

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Re: Squat Magic
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2017, 02:17:14 PM »
Hmmm. That guy hawking the Squat Magic, his voice sounds familiar. I wonder if it comes with an old "Veg-O-Matic" as an accessory item?  ;)
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Re: Squat Magic
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2017, 04:30:05 PM »
Good for the "Modify" button.  Removed comment before getting my face slapped.
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Re: Squat Magic
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2017, 04:37:18 PM »
Now maybe next time I blow up my iSUP I can recruit some girls to help me.

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Re: Squat Magic
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2017, 09:54:04 PM »
I still like the first one, She definitely looks like something has wandered up her butt.

Squat magic. Really??? :o
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Re: Squat Magic
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2017, 05:56:03 AM »
Just wow.

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Re: Squat Magic
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2017, 08:58:50 PM »
Crap.  You got me Admin.  I clicked on that pic several times thinking it was a video link before figuring out it was just a pic.  Too funny

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Re: Squat Magic
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2017, 04:06:16 PM »
I wonder what the "tool" for guys looks like? :o
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Re: Squat Magic
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2017, 06:02:53 PM »
After a few weeks on Squat Magic, you need to purchase Hemorrhoid Helper, which costs five times as much, made by the same company.
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