The following was sent to me. I cleaned it up slightly.
Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall.
As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up.
One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."
Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice voice asked, "What are you selling here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling a**-h****."
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing well. Only two left."
Seniors--don't mess with them, they didn't get old by being stupid!
