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Re: HOT Chicks on Stand Up Paddle Boards!
« Reply #735 on: August 26, 2014, 05:30:36 PM »
Old man me was having fun on small surf at the Cove in Kihei a few days ago.
I happened to see a nice thong'd butt as I was cruising through. (Sorry no pics.)
Turns out the girl looks to be about 13. Yikes, so I keep on cruising.
But then I noticed several old guys like me, just lurking around (waiting for a wave of course).

So what is worse?, being tempted to peak at a 13 year old in a thong,
or the thong'd young girl going out to a lineup with a bunch of old guys??

Either way, I figure it is a bad answer for me.



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Re: HOT Chicks on Stand Up Paddle Boards!
« Reply #736 on: August 26, 2014, 06:29:16 PM »
be glad you didn't post any pictures of her ..... super creepy. 

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Re: HOT Chicks on Stand Up Paddle Boards!
« Reply #737 on: August 29, 2014, 05:49:59 AM »
IBALLA MORENO IN HAWAII

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« Reply #738 on: August 29, 2014, 09:20:09 AM »
What a great face Jeri Poppler has. Hell of a surfer too. I run into her at most of the BOPs.
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Re: HOT Chicks on Stand Up Paddle Boards!
« Reply #739 on: September 01, 2014, 11:47:46 AM »
There is something kind of hot about this? It's just too weird.....
It's not overhead to me!
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« Reply #740 on: September 01, 2014, 12:01:20 PM »
There is something kind of hot about this? It's just too weird.....

If she's divorced, would she be a leopard shark or a spotted cougar?
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« Reply #741 on: September 04, 2014, 09:00:31 AM »
be glad you didn't post any pictures of her ..... super creepy.

Yea and don't let me catch you posting any pictures of Felicity Palmateer , she's not a SUP'er. That would be Uber creepy!
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Re: HOT Chicks on Stand Up Paddle Boards!
« Reply #742 on: September 05, 2014, 08:03:29 PM »
be glad you didn't post any pictures of her ..... super creepy.

Yea and don't let me catch you posting any pictures of Felicity Palmateer , she's not a SUP'er. That would be Uber creepy!

Never having heard of Felicity, I looked her up and I see that she is 19 years of age.  Not 13.  If any adult here, or any where in the western world thinks it's OK to check out a 13 year old, much less take pictures, they need to get professional help before the police or an angry parent shows up to kick some ass.  I am a little surprised the moderator hasn't taken down the first post on this and locked out the person who wrote it. 

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« Reply #743 on: September 09, 2014, 09:32:29 AM »
The way I read Cruzan's post was that it was an incidental glance, and that he later said she "looked 13". The age was never verified.  And in his instance it was accidental where as the other grezzers where intentional. And I don't think full on lechery was going on. As a wise man once said, it's ok to admire just don't conspire. Whether it's a thong or 5mm going past you, the right physique will trigger a reaction, up to you to take the right action.  My post was purley light hearted.  Don't want an epic thread to go south without some attempt of clarification.
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Re: HOT Chicks on Stand Up Paddle Boards!
« Reply #744 on: September 10, 2014, 10:31:43 AM »
Agreed.  Time to move on.  Anyone got hot chicks for this thread? 

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« Reply #745 on: September 10, 2014, 02:22:58 PM »
Glad you responded, I was going to say something similar but it's no longer necessary.

Love the Iballa video and the way she pops her board back under her with her back foot. I'd love to get that move perfected.
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Re: HOT Chicks on Stand Up Paddle Boards!
« Reply #746 on: September 10, 2014, 04:30:44 PM »
Like this......
It's not overhead to me!
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Re: HOT Chicks on Stand Up Paddle Boards!
« Reply #747 on: September 10, 2014, 05:14:04 PM »

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« Reply #748 on: September 10, 2014, 05:29:26 PM »
Gramps, you done good!  :D
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Re: HOT Chicks on Stand Up Paddle Boards!
« Reply #749 on: September 11, 2014, 05:35:57 AM »
Nicole Pacelli,
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