Seen one of these in your lineup?

[Strand Leper]

So, Obvious... your "girlfriend" just happened to be at the "Crazy Bikinis.com" website...

Either (1) I need to meet your girlfriend and hang out with her at the race track... or (2) you have difficulty admitting that you frequent the website "CrazyBikinis.com."

I have it bookmarked on my computer.  My "wife" does not give me a heads up as to its contents.

Tim

[Easy Rider]

Was in the grocery store in Jackson, WY and coming down an isle I smashed my cart into Harrison Ford's cart. The cashiers looked at me like I had just clubbed a baby seal (cause we do that here in Canuckistan).
I apologized - he looked at me and said "no problems". 

Had Bill Goldburg (WWE Wrestler) in my store buying sunglasses.

Sat behind (and talked to in the boarding area) Sidney Poitier on a recent fight home from LA. (he was coming to Edmonton to give a speech)

Had dinner with Gene Simmons - Business group I belong to - function - (he hit on my wife).

Snowboarded with many famous snowboarders. 

[jdmotes]

Was in the grocery store in Jackson, WY and coming down an isle I smashed my cart into Harrison Ford's cart. The cashiers looked at me like I had just clubbed a baby seal (cause we do that here in Canuckistan).
I apologized - he looked at me and said "no problems". 

Had Bill Goldburg (WWE Wrestler) in my store buying sunglasses.

Sat behind (and talked to in the boarding area) Sidney Poitier on a recent fight home from LA. (he was coming to Edmonton to give a speech)

Had dinner with Gene Simmons - Business group I belong to - function - (he hit on my wife).

Snowboarded with many famous snowboarders. 

 Can't top ANY of those                       Paddle on guys,                JD

[finsider]

I have never seen anyone special in the water, saw Brock Lesnar on a boat in the Bahamas, hes huge...arms bigger than my fat waist.
 
Almost all of the famous people I have met are athletes. I have even given Johan Santana and Josh Beckett (two of the best pitchers in baseball) my autograph, does that mean I'm famous? True story though.

When was in college in Jacksonville, FL I had to load a 150lb tv stand into the Escalade of a 6'7" 350 lb offensive lineman for the Jaguars, he probably could have picked it up with one hand, but I felt like a champ when I threw it in there by myself with relative ease.

I have also replied to the posts of a famous ex-cia agent turned entrepenuer who used to drive a ferrari

[808sup]

My girlfiend just noticed that Danica Patrick was trying out Standup paddleboarding.


I'm not sure who caused this expression but they had better be fast...
http://crazybikinis.com/celebrity/danica-patrick-standup-paddleboarding-in-bikini/

  GO DADDY!

[Surfershane]

  GO DADDY!
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Man you should have seen it last year when Rhys Smith from the Surfest Surf School had all the Miss Surfest contestants paddling SUPs around my yacht hardly clad in little bikinis for a photo shoot.  I told him later I was trying not to pay too much attention so I didn't look like an old perv and he just laughed!