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mikelefty

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Re: Super supplement?
« Reply #30 on: January 23, 2011, 05:37:21 PM »
This whole thread sucks balls. Silly, and just plain boring, who really gives a shit about supplements. STFU, harden the fuck up and go paddle. Pathetic ::)

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Re: Super supplement?
« Reply #31 on: January 23, 2011, 05:59:42 PM »
This whole thread sucks balls. Silly, and just plain boring, who really gives a shit about supplements. STFU, harden the fuck up and go paddle. Pathetic ::)

I think just the fact that someone actually used the term "cockamamie" in a serious manner in this thread makes it an extremely awesome thread.

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Re: Super supplement?
« Reply #32 on: January 23, 2011, 06:36:31 PM »
we can measure each other's johnsons afterwards as well.

As Admin of this forum, it does fall on me to be certain that, if a contest is to take place, it be conducted fairly.  As this is an online venue, and I will have no direct access to your Johnsons, this will need to be a photo contest.  In preperation we will require some source material.  These should be ample to even out any potential discrepancies in loacal climates, thereby eliminating a possible shrinkage petition to the judges.





Not there yet?  





Please take your photo evidence with a copy of today's newspaper clearly in the frame and post them here.

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Re: Super supplement?
« Reply #33 on: January 23, 2011, 07:03:57 PM »
Oh my. those micrometers are really cool.
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Re: Super supplement?
« Reply #34 on: January 23, 2011, 08:16:35 PM »
hmm, iso certified tight.....tolerances ;D

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Re: Super supplement?
« Reply #35 on: January 23, 2011, 08:57:10 PM »
 In preperation we will require some source material.
It does seem to be working for the photographer in the second photo.

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Re: Super supplement?
« Reply #36 on: January 23, 2011, 09:02:59 PM »
"Is that wax in your boardshorts or are you just glad to see me?"

Hey, lefty, whadda ya think now?
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Re: Super supplement?
« Reply #37 on: January 23, 2011, 09:10:42 PM »
The question I have is, what on earth do these kind of measurements have to do with a thread about weird potions with dubious claims that you can buy on the internet?  It's not like people are out there trying to sell magical "enhancement" pills or anything. 

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Re: Super supplement?
« Reply #38 on: January 23, 2011, 10:44:50 PM »
I'm pretty sure it was all about Johnson comparisons, though what outboard motors have to do with this I can't say for sure. I prefer Evinrudes.

As far "sucking balls" and the young ladies go, I have to ask, is that first young lady sporting something extra? And why is contestant #4 waving at me?
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Re: Super supplement?
« Reply #39 on: January 24, 2011, 05:14:02 AM »
 Uhhhhh; thanks guys... Gotta go clean up a mess but be right back!   Later,   JD
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Re: Super supplement?
« Reply #40 on: January 24, 2011, 09:55:42 AM »
Hey guys, Heard a good joke this weekend about "supplements"....Why don't agro crawlers  take Viagra???....hmmmm? ???....Because they found it only makes them TALLER!!! :)...  Tim
 

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Re: Super supplement?
« Reply #41 on: January 24, 2011, 09:59:05 AM »
I sat reading this thread while stuck in the fire hall for 24 hours.  One of the more entertaining threads I've read... good stuff... then the icing on the cake with the g-string pics!  Awesome.

Now I'm going to take MikeLeftys uni-brow advice and go do 2 hours of interval training...

Keep it coming guys.
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Re: Super supplement?
« Reply #42 on: February 04, 2011, 05:25:04 PM »
Man, I knew I was missing something by not checking out this thread.

This is the best MLM, supplement, g-string, penis comparing thread EVER.

Admin, I've got some cool stuff... some that I have even "traded publicly"... but would trade a lot of it for your photo stash... or even just the URLs... think about it... maybe more than you could make selling laundry detergent for the MLM dude!

Like I said, this is the best MLM, supplement, g-string, penis comparing thread EVER.

Did that hardhat wearing Pono Bill's question ever get answered?

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Re: Super supplement?
« Reply #43 on: February 04, 2011, 05:35:59 PM »
dude no kidding-didnt even see this thread!-gets my 2011 vote for most entertaining thread of the year!
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Re: Super supplement?
« Reply #44 on: February 21, 2011, 01:42:04 PM »
Hey Bill

 did you get that supplement??  Was wondering how that was working out for you??

Aloha

 


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