RUSTY=anti-sup?

[Admin]

Apparently I am allowed to have lots more wives... Now if I can just master that reflexive hatred of modernity, and find a Zionist conspiracy behind every one of life's misfortunes I will be all set.

Its no conspiracy, whatever it was, we did it 

[pdxmike]

Rusty?  Rusty who?

Actually, I wanted to add, for any wives reading here, that you also don't need to worry if you ask your husband, "If I die will you get remarried?"  and he says "Oh, probably."  That's just normal.

And if you ask him, "And will your new wife live in our same house?"  he'll probably answer something like, "Well, yes, I assume so".  That's nothing to be worried about either.  

And if you surf, and you ask him "And will your new wife use my board?"  I wouldn't worry if he said, "Yes, I guess she would".

But I WOULD worry if he answers, "Oh, definitely not.  She already has one".

[headmount]

Yeah it's those trick questions isn't it?  I just assume all questions are trick and pretend I can't hear.(water deep inside my ears and too many rock concerts when I was young)  She repeats a few times until she realizes it's not that important to trick me.

[PonoBill]

I don't know if it's a good idea to be reworking old golf jokes for SUP. We already have a reputation as geezer retreads. Of course I actually AM one, so it's less of a problem for me.

[pdxmike]

Dang!--someone noticed.

I figured that the younger people wouldn't know any golf jokes, and the older ones wouldn't notice because the Alzheimer's would have already kicked in.

[tautologies]

I don't recommend changing wives.  I think the number of boards decreases with each change of wife.  And see, we don't even care about Rusty anymore.

Then it must be something wrong with the selection process. Oh well it reminded me that we could do something like this:
http://www.standupzone.com/forum/index.php?topic=10180.0

[PonoBill]

eleven thousand four hundred and 30 views.  Geez.

[Strand Leper]

Just to be clear... I am still not buying any Rusty softgoods sh*t.  Ever.

Making sure that folks who SHOULD know about this DO know about this.

But the recycled golf jokes were kind of fun.

Hey, maybe this whole thing is a Zionist conspiracy (referring to an earlier joke, not anti semitic of you are a "quick to judge" troll)

Tim

[LaPerouseBay]

Hey, maybe this whole thing is a Zionist conspiracy (referring to an earlier joke, not anti semitic of you are a "quick to judge" troll)

Anti-Semites are bad, but anti-dentites are the worst.

[SoCalSupper]

even worse are the anti-semite-dentites!!
Bigots and they have bad breath!!

[SoCalSupper]

k- officially done with this thread!!