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SoCal / Happy New Year with Offshore Winds, 1-1-2021

« on: January 06, 2021, 09:08:50 AM »

Love that spray back, just holding it up long enough to make the section..

with 2020 in the rear view mirror

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SoCal / Last Tuesday 12-19-2020 Some Size

« on: January 03, 2021, 09:49:41 AM »

Days like this you only catch a few..
First paddle out I was denied
Made it out the second try..
11 Second interval and strong North-South Drift makes it a slog

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SoCal / Waves were bigger than I thought they would be, Damn the Torpedo's Hydrofoiling

« on: December 02, 2020, 12:20:59 PM »

Some several feet overhead and throwing yesterday.
Only brought the Hydofoil..

Good time to try the GL140, 6.5 Pedestal and 9.5 Flip Tail

A lot harder keeping it up compared to the GL180

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Classifieds / Go Foil Wings

« on: November 30, 2020, 01:44:08 PM »

All used with some scratches..

Iwa 170
Kai 120
Kai Tail

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SoCal / Hydrofoil Fun at the River 9 16 2020 Hydrofoil M200 Kai Tail

« on: October 11, 2020, 03:19:39 PM »

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SoCal / Hydrofoiling the River

« on: September 18, 2020, 06:24:58 AM »

Some over 200 Yd Rides.
Prone foilers killing it

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SoCal / 8-18-2020 on the Asymetrical Waves Waves Waves

« on: August 25, 2020, 02:22:17 PM »

Was a Pumping Day...

Wew Long Edit...

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SoCal / Hydrofoil GL180 7 19 7 21 2020

« on: August 12, 2020, 10:51:39 AM »

Slim pickin's but still worth it !
6'6" X 28" Board, 29.5" Mast, Gl180 Wing

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SoCal / Some Fun Today

« on: June 30, 2020, 04:47:30 PM »

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SoCal / This was a Fun Day

« on: June 12, 2020, 12:39:01 PM »

Just finishing this one up from

6-2-2020

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SoCal / Low Tide, Drained Out and Shifty

« on: June 09, 2020, 01:07:25 PM »

Caught one and got caught...twice

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SoCal / Tow Hydrofoiling last couple days

« on: May 28, 2020, 04:17:35 PM »

Hauling Ass

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Foil SUP / iUP: the AI-based and smartphone-controlled hydrofoil

« on: April 07, 2020, 03:40:44 PM »

Anyone heard of this ?

https://www.surfertoday.com/surfing/iup-the-ai-based-and-smartphone-controlled-hydrofoil

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Neologism contest - alternate word meanings from TWP - especially for lovers.....and speakers of English + a few engineers and rocket scientists!

The winners are:

1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle, olive-flavoured mouthwash.

9. Flatulence (n.), emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon , a Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

The Washington Post's Style Invitational also asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

The winners are:

-Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

-Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

-Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

-Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late

-Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

- Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these Really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

- Glibido (v): All talk and no action.

- Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

- Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:

- Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

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