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General => Random => Topic started by: pdxmike on July 31, 2014, 04:52:59 PM
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Totally unrelated to SUP, but important scientific knowledge to have...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_yj-ZNi9DI
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Something he overlooked was there are scalar functions of two variables with points in their domain which give a particular limit when approached along any arbitrary line, yet give a different limit when approached along a parabola. He was discussing particular limits along arbitrary lines, but they were really all varying parabolas.
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Yup, and much too static. He's ignoring the quantum chromodynamic aspects of the issue whereby any woman with any combination of attributes can appear at any other point and all points, simultaneous. Under examination their characteristics resolve into a wave function and disperse.
Furthermore the speaker violates Babcock's Second Law: Never take advice about women from a guy wearing something on his belt.
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Yeah, he really hands it to himself, because it would probably actually take him about 400 years or so of experience to actually assemble a reasonably accurate chart. Short of that, understanding women is an exercise in frustration, and women work hard to keep that way, it is their biologic mission.
Also, as he said, women are capable of travelling through quantum wormholes to occupy the 10 crazy spot in a completely random manner no matter how much stochastic sampling you may do around the 5 crazy spot and below. There is no safety and no shelter as far as that goes.
However, you can try to develop a strategy for the 10 crazy times, like have a bolted fallout shelter stocked with lots of your intoxicants of choice and a big screen TV, and somebody on the outside to inform you that the storm has passed.
In spite of himself, he makes an excellent case for dating trannies. He probably shouldn't go there too often, especially if his stochastic sampling becomes a bit frustrating.
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In spite of himself, he makes an excellent case for dating trannies.
Wow, I totally missed that. You're right of course. I'm suddenly enormously pleased to be so happily married.
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I haven't watched the video yet. But, if I got the basic idea of the discussion, this might be example #1,002. My wife and I leave the house to go out to dinner. We agreed to get Mexican food. But, on the way she decides we are going to eat Japanese food instead.
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Given all the instability and unpredictability of women, there is a constant. XX chromosome. You don't ever ask Y.
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No, hb, there's a huge difference between random and crazy.
My wife is solidly in the unicorn territory, cute as the dickens and much less crazy than I am, but she has a staggering potential for random. For years she was capable of getting ready to leave as quickly as I do--and when I decide to do something I generally stand up and walk out the door, forgetting nearly everything I might need in the process. Her purse was about the size of my wallet but she always seemed to have what she needed. Then one day she suddenly turned into the kind of person that wanders away to do seven "last things" while I'm standing at the door waiting to be let out. And her purse is like a pink steamer trunk and apparently contains nothing that she will ever need.
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I wish I had seen this one sooner....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_yj-ZNi9DI
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Apologies - I see PDX beat me to it!
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Maybe the purse contains a defibrillator and a derringer: because she can never decide if she wants to kill you or save you.
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My wife was listening when I watched this video and is now mad a me. I think she was especially mad because I was laughing.
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Maybe the purse contains a defibrillator and a derringer: because she can never decide if she wants to kill you or save you.
That reminds me of a guy I knew who had a pit bull/collie mix dog. It would bite him, then run for help.
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Maybe the purse contains a defibrillator and a derringer: because she can never decide if she wants to kill you or save you.
A buddy of mine suffered a heart attack a few years back. He was lucky, and quick response brought him back to us in his full annoying glory. He carries an AED in the trunk of his car now, just in case. We always joke about how he intends to use it. Maybe he should put a bumper sticker on his car that says 'AED in trunk. If you see me slumped over at the wheel, open my trunk.' He should probably leave an Ipad in his trunk with a video on how to use an AED.
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"I have developed this on my own over 46 years of living on the Earth"
Which begs the question, where did he spend his other 12 years?
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My wife is solidly in the unicorn territory, cute as the dickens and much less crazy than I am, but she has a staggering potential for random. For years she was capable of getting ready to leave as quickly as I do--and when I decide to do something I generally stand up and walk out the door, forgetting nearly everything I might need in the process. Her purse was about the size of my wallet but she always seemed to have what she needed. Then one day she suddenly turned into the kind of person that wanders away to do seven "last things" while I'm standing at the door waiting to be let out. And her purse is like a pink steamer trunk and apparently contains nothing that she will ever need.
Really that just comes from hanging out with you long enough to know if she going with you she just never knows what may come in handy.
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The girl I DIDN'T marry years ago....she was in that unicorn range. Still married to the guy she dated right after me....and that was more than 30 yrs ago. The upside...I have gotten to marry/date across the spectrum of the graph in such spectacular fashion that....well....I guess it's just like that Kris Kristofferson song...I'm the winner!
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"...your redheads, your strippers, anyone named Tiffany....hairdressers..."
Anyone here married to a redheaded stripper named Tiffany?
At least it's the traditional spelling. The ones you really have to watch out for are the "Tiffani"s and the "Brandi"s.