Proof Jesus digs sup

[upwinder]

Amen!

Given his proclivity for walking on water, it kinda makes sense...

He might have liked one of these:

http://breeze.weatherwise.com.au/forums/Stand-Up-Paddle/Review/Walk-on-Water-14-126-Down-winders/

[sup_surf_giant]

Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.

(Revelation 3:20)

No kidding, it's in there.

Ha! The ol' King James edition is full of fun like that.

Admin is right, Jesus makes some huge claims!

[Weasels wake]

You may not remember the Nail Driving Five.  They were an old school type of band (about 2 thousand years ago) out of Italy that didn't do well there so they were playing the strip in this desert town of Jerusalem.  But even in this far out town their act got weird.  An ancestor of Hunter Thompson covered the story but his chronicles were lost in the upheaval.

But some of his notes were discovered in a desert just outside of Lancaster (NE of LA), and according to his notes, the main reason that he couldn't keep a girl friend is because he kept turning the water into wine.  He'd come home drunk as a skunk after every SUP session.
It's in his notes, I swear!  Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.

I'm going to hell, but I resigned myself to that fact, long ago.

[PT Woody]

The invisible SUP under his feet worked great until he ran it into the reef of  Pontius Pilate and the Nail Driving Five.

But a good ding repair can resurrect any paddler's enthusiasm. Is the Board Lady the Holy Mother in disguise?

Trying getting her to repair a carbon fibre ding in under 3 days.

[PT Woody]

Old but... if Jesus SUP'd, he'd surely ride a Starboard.

[SoCalSupper]

Jesus stomps down-winders!- "He alone stretches out the heavens and treads upon the waves of the sea"-Job 9:8

[sup_surf_giant]

Jesus stomps down-winders!- "He alone stretches out the heavens and treads upon the waves of the sea"-Job 9:8

Then again, Jesus does prefer it glassy....  "A fierce windstorm arose, and the waves were breaking over the boat, so that the boat was already being swamped. But He was in the stern, sleeping on the cushion. So they woke Him up and said to Him, "Teacher! Don't you care that we're going to die?" He got up, rebuked the wind, and said to the sea, "Silence! Be still!" The wind ceased, and there was a great calm."
http://bible.us/mark4.35-39.hcsb

[SoCalSupper]

haha SSG!

Hawaiians always get all the credit as the first suppers or maybe even the early Native Americans but clearly there was some Galilean SUP club going strong-think the local Galiliean LongBoard Club got together and petitioned the local lifeguards, one thing led to another and eventually the Last SUPper took place where Jesus announced an end to SUP surfing in the Sea of Galilee-Dead Sea and all other local waters-Judas clearly was prez of the GLC!.
Hmmmm, history repeating itself.

[sup_surf_giant]

haha SSG!

Hawaiians always get all the credit as the first suppers or maybe even the early Native Americans but clearly there was some Galilean SUP club going strong-think the local Galiliean LongBoard Club got together and petitioned the local lifeguards, one thing led to another and eventually the Last SUPper took place where Jesus announced an end to SUP surfing in the Sea of Galilee-Dead Sea and all other local waters-Judas clearly was prez of the GLC!.
Hmmmm, history repeating itself.

Hhaha... is that seriously in danger of happening?

[csx355]

Ah The good old days.

http://surfingivan.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/dec171.jpg?w=450

http://surfingivan.wordpress.com/page/4/

[MarkLinn]

Usually an NIV guy , butI knew If I went King James it would be there..

behold even the wind and the waves obey Him..!!

When you are dropping down a Class 4 rapid  standing up , it's good to know he was there first!

[sup_surf_giant]

Usually an NIV guy , butI knew If I went King James it would be there..

behold even the wind and the waves obey Him..!!

When you are dropping down a Class 4 rapid  standing up , it's good to know he was there first!

Agreed!