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« Reply #1035 on: March 20, 2017, 11:48:19 AM »
I also have an "accidental pen collection".  However, most of the pens in my collection have short sections of chain attached...

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« Reply #1036 on: March 20, 2017, 11:59:58 AM »
Ball point pens

When NASA started sending astronauts into space they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.
 
To combat this problem, Congress approved a program and NASA scientists spent a decade and over $165 million developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, on almost any surface and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.

The Russians used a pencil...
 
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Careful, there's a lot of BS out there. Question everything. 

http://www.snopes.com/business/genius/spacepen.asp
LOL, you guys you crack me up (not just you Chilly). It's a freaking joke, and an old one at that!!!!


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« Reply #1037 on: March 20, 2017, 01:30:43 PM »

Careful, there's a lot of BS out there. Question everything. 
Why?

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« Reply #1038 on: March 20, 2017, 02:32:26 PM »
Given the current environment I recommend you lead with **joke** and end with **/joke**. That's a joke by the way. I'd use the Joke macro to indicate that joke but it would be recursive and might not execute properly. As a joke.
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« Reply #1039 on: March 20, 2017, 03:23:06 PM »
Your taxes are due again in April
Too bad that part ain't a joke.

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« Reply #1040 on: March 20, 2017, 03:52:28 PM »

Careful, there's a lot of BS out there. Question everything. 
Why?

PDX, Itís because it pisses me off when I see people being played by believing what they read or listen to in social media or political talk shows as fact without any critical thinking being put into it. Itís become an epidemic and itís hurting this country. 

WW, If it was a joke, as PB said it was poorly posted. 
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« Reply #1041 on: March 20, 2017, 04:12:37 PM »
Well I guess the current political climate has made too many people overly sensitive, which in itself is a sad commentary.  :-\
Figuring it's an old joke, I didn't expect it to be taken seriously by anybody.
Should I apologize?  Hell, I don't know, but I think I'll save it for now.
 
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« Reply #1042 on: March 20, 2017, 04:21:27 PM »

Careful, there's a lot of BS out there. Question everything. 
Why?

PDX, Itís because it pisses me off when I see people being played by believing what they read or listen to in social media or political talk shows as fact without any critical thinking being put into it. Itís become an epidemic and itís hurting this country. 

WW, If it was a joke, as PB said it was poorly posted.

That's funny on so many levels.
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« Reply #1043 on: March 20, 2017, 04:23:46 PM »
Hey WW, it was way funnier than that accountant/pencil joke I had to endure at my last seminar.

How do accountants deal with constipation...

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« Reply #1044 on: March 20, 2017, 04:41:02 PM »
Hey WW, it was way funnier than that accountant/pencil joke I had to endure at my last seminar.

How do accountants deal with constipation...
Everyone knows the answer to that one, but they don't always know that the pencil should be a #2 pencil.

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« Reply #1045 on: March 20, 2017, 04:42:57 PM »

Careful, there's a lot of BS out there. Question everything. 
Why?

PDX, Itís because it pisses me off when I see people being played by believing what they read or listen to in social media or political talk shows as fact without any critical thinking being put into it. Itís become an epidemic and itís hurting this country. 

WW, If it was a joke, as PB said it was poorly posted.

That's funny on so many levels.
**joke** Why? **/joke**

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« Reply #1046 on: March 20, 2017, 05:44:32 PM »
Awaken with JP


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« Reply #1047 on: March 20, 2017, 06:24:38 PM »
I have an accidental pencil collection......:)
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« Reply #1048 on: March 20, 2017, 06:47:37 PM »
Awaken with JP


I LOVE that one, my wife showed it to me on her FB page, I laughed my ass off.
It takes a quiver to do that.

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« Reply #1049 on: March 20, 2017, 06:51:35 PM »
Diane wants to know why I'm laughing so hard.  It's a challenge to explain, but it's PDX's fault. I failed to congratulate him on the Pork, so I'm doing that now. Classic. The Number 2 pencil was good too, but that took a while to register.
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