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Re: Biggest kook maneuver
« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2015, 03:32:11 PM »
I like wearing shorts and top over my wetsuit. Looks better Imho. More a style choice than any function.  8) 8)
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Re: Biggest kook maneuver
« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2015, 04:11:35 PM »
Okay... lets see...  I like this one.
It's not overhead to me!
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Re: Biggest kook maneuver
« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2015, 04:24:50 PM »
Okay... lets see...  I like this one.

I wonder what a board would surf like with the fins in backward. 
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Re: Biggest kook maneuver
« Reply #18 on: May 29, 2015, 04:34:17 PM »
Okay... lets see...  I like this one.

I wonder what a board would surf like with the fins in backward.

Or how that wetsuit feels backwards.
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Re: Biggest kook maneuver
« Reply #19 on: May 29, 2015, 05:12:15 PM »
I   once put  on  my  spring  suit  inside  out because  I  was  in  a  hurry .  I  pulled  the  zipper  closed  with  the  line before  I  figured  out  what  I  did .  I  couldn't  unzip  it, so  I  was  forced  to find  someone  to help  me  unzip  it. They  are  probably  still  laughing  at me.

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Re: Biggest kook maneuver
« Reply #20 on: May 29, 2015, 05:12:38 PM »
I   once put  on  my  spring  suit  inside  out because  I  was  in  a  hurry .  I  pulled  the  zipper  closed  with  the  line before  I  figured  out  what  I  did .  I  couldn't  unzip  it, so  I  was  forced  to find  someone  to help  me  unzip  it. They  are  probably  still  laughing  at me.

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Re: Biggest kook maneuver
« Reply #21 on: May 29, 2015, 05:21:36 PM »
You just reminded me of Lindamar, California:

......

My anticipated response to aggression at Lindamar would be to say "Listen pal we're surfing at Lindamar WE ALL SUCK HERE!"

The caption on the second wave should be "Who's wave is this?"

I was reading a review of Queen's on Oahu. It sounds crazy, but maybe just a more intense version of Lindamar. Here is what the reviewer says:


    Pros: Loads of entertainment. After being lucky enough to catch a few waves and not get run over by a kook or punched by a local, you can grab a drink at Dukes and watch the chaos from shore.
    Cons: Just about everything except sharks, they’re too scared to enter these waters. I’ve seen people punched in the water, chased to shore, verbally assaulted (constantly, and I’ve been on both ends), collisions (about every second), broken boards (including my own), bloody wounds, people hit by canoes, snorkelers and inner tubes mixed in the lineup, the list goes on and on. It’s also what makes this place so great — sometimes.

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Re: Biggest kook maneuver
« Reply #22 on: May 29, 2015, 06:07:42 PM »
Sitting at the end of the Wall watching tourists stumble across the rocks at Public's  ::) Sad I know.....but entertaining!
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Re: Biggest kook maneuver
« Reply #23 on: May 30, 2015, 05:32:00 AM »
Looks like Marconi here on the Cape in August. Tourists on huge rentals, surf schools, and SHARKS.

Not as interesting as Queen's, Canoes, and Concessions however!
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Re: Biggest kook maneuver
« Reply #24 on: May 30, 2015, 08:52:16 AM »
I wear shorts and a loose rashie over my wetsuit, fuck off! lol
Bunch of old shit

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Re: Biggest kook maneuver
« Reply #25 on: May 30, 2015, 09:15:51 AM »
Guilty as charged.


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Re: Biggest kook maneuver
« Reply #26 on: May 30, 2015, 01:25:59 PM »
Ed Angulo told me his first Gen Surfa rocked with five fins..He was right!!
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Re: Biggest kook maneuver
« Reply #27 on: May 30, 2015, 03:24:53 PM »
Riding a motorcycle with music blaring.

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Re: Biggest kook maneuver
« Reply #28 on: May 30, 2015, 04:24:16 PM »
Google "kook of the day instagram" and you'll see about a dozen of them

oooooohhh..ohh

the other day at Blackies; this one guy pulls out his board bag out of his car, takes it all the way out to the beach only to pull out a fcking Wavestrom.    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

me and my friend were laughing so hard. we didn't stay long enough to see him wax the damn thing, but I'm pretty sure he is the type of guy who will wax a Wavestorm.



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Re: Biggest kook maneuver
« Reply #29 on: May 30, 2015, 08:43:27 PM »
Riding a motorcycle with music blaring.

^^Oh, yeah, that for sure. What's the deal with that, do these folks think people are going to be impressed with their taste in music?
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