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Re: Robby's stand on penetration.
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2015, 05:17:01 PM »
Penetration? My favorite subject !
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Re: Robby's stand on penetration.
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2015, 05:52:34 PM »
I laughed, thank you
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Re: Robby's stand on penetration.
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2015, 05:53:02 PM »
Just released....proprietary preliminary design sketch of new board leaked...I sure hope everyone doesn't come out with one for battle of the paddle or they will have to come up with another name...
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Re: Robby's stand on penetration.
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2015, 06:01:21 PM »
Pretty elaborate for an April fool's joke. But it really would be damned funny if it actually worked...

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Re: Robby's stand on penetration.
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2015, 06:07:12 PM »
Aren't there already enough pricks in the lineup?


Plus, he claims it's 12'-6" but it doesn't look more than 10' long at best.

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Re: Robby's stand on penetration.
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2015, 06:11:08 PM »
Damn people that are new to the sport won't have to learn a new stroke to stroke this one..

Stroke-on ! ! !

It doesn't get barreled but it does get swallowed...

And you can get it in your choice of colors...

The board bag will be called a glove..
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Re: Robby's stand on penetration.
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2015, 06:26:25 PM »
I wonder if there are tie downs for the straps?
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Re: Robby's stand on penetration.
« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2015, 06:49:34 PM »
I wonder if there are tie downs for the straps?
No idea, but there are tie-ups for the strap-ons.

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Re: Robby's stand on penetration.
« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2015, 06:50:14 PM »
This is ridiculous and great!
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Re: Robby's stand on penetration.
« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2015, 06:53:43 PM »
it was great up to the first couple hundred strokes.

If you can get a couple hundred strokes in, you might be doing it wrong. 
See "So.. testosterone?" for help.
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Re: Robby's stand on penetration.
« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2015, 07:03:48 PM »
it was great up to the first couple hundred strokes.

If you can get a couple hundred strokes in, you might be doing it wrong. 
See "So.. testosterone?" for help.
I think I was doing it right, but granted at the time I was thinking about baseball.

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Re: Robby's stand on penetration.
« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2015, 08:00:27 PM »
I am still hoping that I can get a bigger one, but I hear the size does not matter.

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Re: Robby's stand on penetration.
« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2015, 08:59:28 PM »
LOL..Robby's got a sense of humor! Right on Naish....Right on.
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Re: Robby's stand on penetration.
« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2015, 10:35:36 PM »
You can put an eye out with that thing.
On a serious note Robby is putting an old wives tale to rest. He does not appear to be blind of have hairy palms



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Re: Robby's stand on penetration.
« Reply #29 on: April 01, 2015, 10:37:08 PM »
Deep in the barrel until it spits him out


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