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That's Criminal - SUP Related
« on: March 03, 2015, 09:40:44 AM »
$35 for a t-shirt? Come on.



http://shop.brothersmarshall.com/collections/tees/products/public-enemy-tee-black

Saw this on the erBB, made me laugh to think someone would be "core" enough to pay $35 bucks for a shirt like this one.
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Re: That's Criminal - SUP Related
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2015, 10:06:14 AM »
$35 for a t-shirt? Come on.



http://shop.brothersmarshall.com/collections/tees/products/public-enemy-tee-black

Saw this on the erBB, made me laugh to think someone would be "core" enough to pay $35 bucks for a shirt like this one.


Note to self; anybody wearing this shirt is serious. Paddle away.

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Re: That's Criminal - SUP Related
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2015, 10:37:06 AM »
I kind of like it.  It adds a rogue element to SUP.  Too expensive for a Tee, though.
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Re: That's Criminal - SUP Related
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2015, 11:15:54 AM »
The scope is aimed right about where a wallet would be in boardshorts. Somewhere there's a dotted line connecting this to the indian whackjob that gets guys to zip off their dangly parts.
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« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2015, 11:32:16 AM »
SUP'ers could just wear a "No Barneys" tee while out there, it wouldn't even need a pic of a proner, most proners know what a Barney is.
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« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2015, 12:38:58 PM »
Yes. A "No Kooks" Tshirt with a proner going over the falls would be good. Maybe with a SUPer on a small board ripping one off the top with the proner dropping in going OTF in front of him.
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Re: That's Criminal - SUP Related
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2015, 02:13:10 PM »
I actually like it.  If it weren't $35 I would buy one.  Hey Ralph, maybe you should do some sort of take-off on this for your next t-shirt creation. 
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« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2015, 03:02:21 PM »
Like Pono pointed out.... hip shot.....typical gangsta's.... can't hit anything with their "badass bang bang" gun sideways.

I may just get a shirt made up with a target on it....to help the poor saps out. ;D

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Re: That's Criminal - SUP Related
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2015, 05:45:13 PM »
I will have to wear one the next time i'm out at the Super Bank, Gold Coast Australia.

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« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2015, 08:47:14 PM »
Like Pono pointed out.... hip shot.....typical gangsta's.... can't hit anything with their "badass bang bang" gun sideways.

I may just get a shirt made up with a target on it....to help the poor saps out. ;D

Whoever started that sideways gun nonsense probably saved a lot of lives. While gandstas were spraying away, looking badass, anyone that knew how to shoot would put two in their breastbone and one in the forehead.
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Re: That's Criminal - SUP Related
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2015, 03:10:21 PM »
I love it. By the way, the Marshalls are pretty great.

I paddled their home spot yesterday with a half dozen longboards and all had fun. I want one of these to wear this summer.

Oh, and to add to the insult, I'll probably bootleg it and print my own. Can't support small mindedness while making a joke, can I?
« Last Edit: March 08, 2015, 03:11:52 PM by surfcowboy »

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Re: That's Criminal - SUP Related
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2015, 03:46:08 PM »
I'd wear it..  :)

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« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2015, 05:34:38 PM »
I think Zooport is on to something  "....some sort of take off...."

Maybe front of shirt as is with red blotch to highlight a wound to the mid-crotch region and the back of the shirt depicts similar graphic doubled over dropping in on a bunch of proners. 
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« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2015, 05:36:17 PM »
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