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Re: I bet this guy could sell a lot of Amway.
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2015, 03:23:14 PM »
Well he certainly looks like a pious humble man.  And mutilating what God created has to be the right path.  Right?




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Re: I bet this guy could sell a lot of Amway.
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2015, 03:26:05 PM »
Stonie,

He doesn't have the balls to sell amway.

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Re: I bet this guy could sell a lot of Amway.
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2015, 04:29:51 PM »
What about feeling closer to God when you get laid?

He'll have 400  followers shrieking at him in whiney falsettos, serves him right.
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Re: I bet this guy could sell a lot of Amway.
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2015, 04:52:45 PM »
The really only works if the guys you coerced to cut off their 'nads can coerce OTHER guys to cut off their 'nads.   ;D
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Re: I bet this guy could sell a lot of Amway.
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2015, 04:56:11 PM »
The Name of their Football Team is the Nads...

Go Nads..Go Nads...Go Nads...

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Re: I bet this guy could sell a lot of Amway.
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2015, 05:10:32 PM »
Did they draw straws to see who went first?  You go first.  No, YOU go first.

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Re: I bet this guy could sell a lot of Amway.
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2015, 05:15:46 PM »
Is he a Vegetarian ?
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Re: I bet this guy could sell a lot of Amway.
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2015, 05:34:38 PM »
What is a DOP?

"....Singh – who has more than 87,000 Twitter followers but is not a follower of anyone – describes himself on a social media bio as a “spiritual Saint/philanthropist/versatile singer/allrounder sportsperson/film director/art director/music director/script writer/lyricist/autobiographer/DOP”.

Seems like a humble and secure being sure of himself to look up to and follow.


 

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Re: I bet this guy could sell a lot of Amway.
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2015, 05:51:12 PM »
Anyone who let this man convince them to have their testicles removed, doesn't deserve them in the first place:

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Re: I bet this guy could sell a lot of Amway.
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2015, 06:22:04 PM »
Jeeps, look at those hairy arms.  I could see why he might think testosterone is a bad thing.
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Re: I bet this guy could sell a lot of Amway.
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2015, 06:54:08 PM »
Anyone who let this man convince them to have their testicles removed, doesn't deserve them in the first place:

I thought the exact same thing.  And I couldn't get very far through that video.

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Re: I bet this guy could sell a lot of Amway.
« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2015, 07:30:26 PM »
That's the thing with strange Indian cults.  It's all fun and games, until somebody loses a testicle..
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Re: I bet this guy could sell a lot of Amway.
« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2015, 07:38:13 PM »
The singing is so bad maybe it caused temporary insanity in 400 of his followers. 
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Re: I bet this guy could sell a lot of Amway.
« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2015, 07:26:45 AM »
Nothing but a good thing. That's 400 idiots that won't reproduce. I hope his movement grows and grows.
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