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Re: Captions?
« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2014, 02:29:33 PM »
Safeway in Kauai.  (If you haven't been there, you probably won't get this)


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« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2014, 03:17:38 PM »
They told me the Safeway was the best place to meet chicks.

Hey, dawlin', your drumsticks make my giblets go pitter patter!
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« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2014, 03:43:03 PM »
realizing he had parked the Cockmobile in the yellow for too long while stocking up on Magnums, and with his date walking away in disgust, Roosty spots the meat department supervisors raised toyota and hatches a plan....
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« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2014, 04:12:39 PM »
Hey Chickeee.....
cockadoodle do ya

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« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2014, 05:08:55 PM »
The Bruthas Bab-cock reunited ...
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« Reply #20 on: November 20, 2014, 05:38:24 PM »
Geez, which one is the hen?
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« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2014, 05:51:22 PM »
The one in tights! ;D

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« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2014, 06:03:28 PM »
"Chicket" line at Safeway.  As customers attempted to enter the store today, they were aggressively henpecked about their poultry purchases by protestors against animal cruelty.   
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« Reply #23 on: November 20, 2014, 07:06:46 PM »
Geez, which one is the hen?

The rooster is the one with the big potato in his feathers.
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« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2014, 07:18:37 PM »
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Man, this one got a rise outta you...   is that a potato in your tights, or.....?
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« Reply #25 on: November 20, 2014, 07:36:54 PM »
SUPCheat

Man, this one got a rise outta you...   is that a potato in your tights, or.....?

Hey, Paul!

I like captions, helps to shake the rust out of the brain wheels.
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