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[PonoBill]

Diane sent this to me with the caption "Safeway is having a half-off all-you-can-catch sale on Chickens.
Her alternative headline is "Scary Fresh!"

Standard Maui.



Better captions?

[TallDude]

Roosters gathered at a Safeway Store to protest them selling electric alarm clocks.

[pdxmike]

Poultry in motion.

[SUPcheat]

When I asked the Genie in my third wish for a big pecker, this isn't exactly what I had in mind.

[SUPcheat]

I haven't technically crossed the road yet, so don't ask.

[SUPcheat]

So a rooster, a hen, and a rabbi walk into  Safeway....hey, where's the rabbi?  This joke doesn't work without a rabbi.

[SUPcheat]

As soon as the animal rights militants show up, we'll be able to recover and bury our dead with dignity.

[spookini]

"Hey Penny, we're 1st in line for Black Friday!!"

[eastbound]

can one of these be shipped to di blasio?

[pdxmike]

"Road to Perduetion"

[Old School 213]

Is a bird in hand worth more than two at Safeway?!?

[SUPcheat]

I'd swear there were ten of us when we went into the store.

[hbsteve]

The freshest chicken you can buy.

[southwesterly]

   Aloha Fry day.

[Bean]

Said the hen to the rooster, "Piss-off, I'd be better off with a capon..."