Are you a Cruiser, a Carver, or a Slasher?

[Board Stiff]

I look like Shrek doing the hula while stabbing a snake with a pitchfork. At best.

There's a lot of funny sh*t written on these forums, but I literally laughed out loud when I read this one. All three times so far! 

[OUTSIDEWAVE]

I thought I was a carver. I felt like I was doing top turns and bottom turns and I could feel the fin break free every now and then.

My wife filmed me a bit with her phone the other day. I can say now for certain, I am none of the three.

I look like Shrek doing the hula while stabbing a snake with a pitchfork. At best.

seriously   you have to post it it may redefine  the way we all think we surf

[Bean]

I'm 90% cruiser. The other half is slasher...

[stoneaxe]

Somedays I feel like I can do anything, others I feel like I forgot my walker. If I had to place myself I'd say cruiser/carver with an occasional slash that leads to a Oh %$#@!

[Weasels wake]

It depends on the day, the swell, the tide, the weather, and most of all, what I did the night before.