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Homeless bums are hassling me about my SUP!
« on: August 18, 2014, 02:12:48 PM »
I am posting this mostly for the comedic value, but it's really weird.  The past few days I have put my AllWave on my bike trailer and ridden my bike around Newport and Huntington looking for the best and not too zooed waves to ride.  We have a bunch of homeless guys that hang around the area, especially near Blackies.  Three times now, as I have ridden past Newport Pier, I have had them ridicule me.  So strange.  These guys probably sleep under the pier and they are hassling me because I have a SUP!!  One was very drunk and tried to run into me, the others were just cat-calling me about my board.   I'm not too worried about it, but you have to admit, it's kinda strange.
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Re: Homeless surf bums are hassling me!
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2014, 02:19:14 PM »
They're probably short boarders.
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Actually, I think they've got nothing else to do.

It is amazing to me that there are quite a few homeless in Newport,
the most visible being at Blackies/Newport Pier area.
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Re: Homeless bums are hassling me about my SUP!
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2014, 02:20:04 PM »
Drop some crack in front of an oncoming bus when they are around...problem solved..... ::)
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Re: Homeless bums are hassling me about my SUP!
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2014, 02:21:12 PM »
You do realize that the average bike sup trailer represents the pinnacle of homeless transportation, right?  All that room for "recyclables"... one can dream...

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Re: Homeless bums are hassling me about my SUP!
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2014, 02:36:04 PM »
I'm still laughing. It's actually skim boarding at Victoria beach, I'm pretty sure.

It's not overhead to me!
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Re: Homeless bums are hassling me about my SUP!
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2014, 02:42:56 PM »
Are these guys the short boarders who couldn't get on the tour but then refused to pick up other job skills?
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Re: Homeless bums are hassling me about my SUP!
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2014, 02:44:41 PM »
You heartless bastards!
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Re: Homeless bums are hassling me about my SUP!
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2014, 02:49:47 PM »
Are these guys the short boarders who couldn't get on the tour but then refused to pick up other job skills?
You may be joking but I think that's actually what happens.  So many young slackers think they can be the next Kelly Slater and don't bother developing any useful skills.  Then, IMO, they grow up and hang out around Newport Pier. 
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« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2014, 02:51:59 PM »
I'm still laughing. It's actually skim boarding at Victoria beach, I'm pretty sure.



Woah, that was pathetic.  I have to admit that I laughed hard at it though.
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Re: Homeless bums are hassling me about my SUP!
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2014, 03:05:00 PM »
I think this guy actually skim boarded at some point in his life. The way he's holding the board, his setup angle and timing were just about right. The execution was probably not how he remembers it? Sad but .......................................................................FUNNY!!!!!!
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Re: Homeless bums are hassling me about my SUP!
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2014, 04:12:03 PM »
I'm still laughing. It's actually skim boarding at Victoria beach, I'm pretty sure.



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Re: Homeless bums are hassling me about my SUP!
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« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2014, 05:07:59 PM »
Last year a drunk guy staggered over while we were getting ready to do a shorty southside downwinder, launching from Kalama Park and going to Makenna. the guy was almost incomprehensible, but he was actually giving us some good advice about the currents and wind. Kind of a surreal experience. I don't remember who I was with.
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Re: Homeless bums are hassling me about my SUP!
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2014, 05:12:20 PM »
One the full time guys by Blackies has actually stood in the road, so people can't drive past or get out of there spots to leave, yelling about something.  He is CRAZY or a good actor.  Not fun.

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Re: Homeless bums are hassling me about my SUP!
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2014, 05:46:03 PM »
One the full time guys by Blackies has actually stood in the road, so people can't drive past or get out of there spots to leave, yelling about something.  He is CRAZY or a good actor.  Not fun.
Probably one of the guys who hassled me.  Did he have long, matted black hair?
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