Aggro at my local flatwater spot!

[spookini]

Thank God for this new subforum:

Out for a quick one at my local flatwater...
Got dropped in on by two yahoos, wtf!  Passed by me so close I almost scuffed my Ke Nalu.
Words were exchanged, and these two haoles gave chase at high speeds.
We must have been going at least 3mph.  Nearly took out a family of geese.
Collateral damage, waterfowl-style.

Serious bad vibes.  I called it a sesh, live to flatwater another day.
Paddled off w/ my leash b/w my legs, and nursed a cold 'Gansett in the parking lot.
Got the last laugh though...  slashed the run-flat tires on their Prius before I left.

FLATWATER AGGRO!   

[SoCalSupper]

haha!
but you forgot to wax the windshield!

[Dangerous Dan]

Spookini

Love the 3 MPH chase. My first mental picture was George Costanzia on the scooter.  Also, something about Prius's.  I see one and I just have to pass it in my pick-up truck and I too always work in a good WTF..."Why The Face" in any good verbal confrintation!

[Strand Leper]

Probably industry whores!   

Be gone!

Did u give a big new England stink eye?

SL