Author Topic: HOT Chicks on Stand Up Paddle Boards!  (Read 1181089 times)

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Re: HOT Chicks on Stand Up Paddle Boards!
« Reply #765 on: September 20, 2014, 09:40:40 AM »
I guess I've finally aged myself into the "Old Fuddy Duddy" category, because I too was watching the women's (young girl's??) competition, saw the choice of "uniforms"....and somehow, instead of thinking "yowza!!", my thoughts went to, "really?".

It might have to do with the fact that all of the competitors' ages could make them my daughters, and some to the possibility of even a granddaughter or two, and I wondered what exactly they were more interested in showing off out there....their surfing skills, or their derrières.

Now I'm as enthusiastic and appreciative of the female form as anyone, and certainly enjoy a good peep show every now and again as much as the next guy...but I just think there should be some consideration by the organizers of these events, as to what it is that they're really trying to put on display out in the water.

So I'm up for a good ol' bikini contest at these events as anyone, but I really think they should limit its entries, to the ladies on the beach....

.....and not the competitors in the water.

Yeah, I'm sure I'm in the minority with this, but what else is new?
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Re: HOT Chicks on Stand Up Paddle Boards!
« Reply #766 on: September 20, 2014, 11:57:30 AM »
It's all in the eye of the judges, now if we have Hugh Hefner or Larry Flint, being one of the judges of the wave riding, you'd have a point.

The female form can be a work of art, and I think that most of us can be patrons of the arts, w/o feeling guilty.
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It takes a quiver to do that.

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Re: HOT Chicks on Stand Up Paddle Boards!
« Reply #767 on: September 20, 2014, 06:16:37 PM »
Does this board make my butt look big?

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« Reply #768 on: September 20, 2014, 06:30:35 PM »
While I appreciate the female form as much as anyone when I saw the thongs all I could think was "WHY?" . I just can't imagine it being comfortable to be surfing with a string up my butt.... ::)
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Re: HOT Chicks on Stand Up Paddle Boards!
« Reply #769 on: September 20, 2014, 06:35:41 PM »
It is good to know you won't wearing anything like that. 

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« Reply #770 on: September 23, 2014, 05:23:43 AM »
 ;D
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Re: HOT Chicks on Stand Up Paddle Boards!
« Reply #771 on: September 23, 2014, 07:09:36 AM »
One of the ladies I paddle OC6 informed me yesterday that big boobs are back in. I was kind of surprised, since I never thought they were out.
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« Reply #772 on: September 23, 2014, 08:39:34 AM »
One of the ladies I paddle OC6 informed me yesterday that big boobs are back in. I was kind of surprised, since I never thought they were out.

May be she started wearing a Bra again..
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« Reply #773 on: September 23, 2014, 09:30:23 AM »
Actually, if any woman can make a thong look good, it's those athletes. And fit young women seem to wear them without the slightest bit of embarrassment or discomfort. I know Ashley Baxter has been wearing microscopic bathing suits since she was MUCH too young to look at with anything like a leer. Still does, and looks incredible in them. It's mostly art, with a dash of cupidity.
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« Reply #774 on: September 23, 2014, 11:42:05 AM »
One of the ladies I paddle OC6 informed me yesterday that big boobs are back in. I was kind of surprised, since I never thought they were out.
If they're back in, more will be out.

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Re: HOT Chicks on Stand Up Paddle Boards!
« Reply #775 on: September 23, 2014, 01:22:53 PM »
Big Boobs are IN.  Boobs OUT is IN.  Boobs IN is OUT. Butts OUT is IN.  Butts IN is OUT. 

I'm confused.
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Re: HOT Chicks on Stand Up Paddle Boards!
« Reply #776 on: September 23, 2014, 02:18:49 PM »
Big Boobs are IN.  Boobs OUT is IN.  Boobs IN is OUT. Butts OUT is IN.  Butts IN is OUT. 

I'm confused.

With all these Ins and Outs the Backwash is making me loose my balance.
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Re: HOT Chicks on Stand Up Paddle Boards!
« Reply #777 on: September 23, 2014, 03:00:47 PM »
My mind is paralyzed by this seemingly endless analysis.  Illustrations, please.
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Re: HOT Chicks on Stand Up Paddle Boards!
« Reply #778 on: September 23, 2014, 03:02:27 PM »
One of the ladies I paddle OC6 informed me yesterday that big boobs are back in. I was kind of surprised, since I never thought they were out.

May be she started wearing a Bra again..
You do see a lot of bras involved in outrigger paddling.

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Re: HOT Chicks on Stand Up Paddle Boards!
« Reply #779 on: September 23, 2014, 05:16:49 PM »
so proud of this thread.....

 


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